EPISODE 1 – The Journey Begins

It started with a slightly drunken discussion about various humorous modes of transport we could take to Le Mans this year.

After a few more beverages the decision was made to obtain a London Ambulance and convert it to our needs. After scouring the internet, particularly eBay, we found one within our price range which looked, on the face it, to be in reasonable condition.

So on Sunday four of us (Darren, myself, Phil and Ollie) rose from our pits at the crack of noon and travelled to the fabled and mysterious land across the raging Thames river to a humble village called Grays.

Whilst surveying the wonderful landscapes of this area, we all came to the conclusion that Grays, and quite possibly all of Essex, is the biggest shit hole on Gods Green Earth.

We found the ‘property’ that was selling our soon to be Fun Bus and luck would have it that it was in fact a gypsy site. Some of the various roaming animals were three of the mangiest looking canines I have ever had the luck to see. If they were not tethered I am sure we would not be here today. There were chickens also, plenty of chickens.

To cut this already long story short, the ambulance was a wreck and we would have to re-think our mode of transport.

LESSON 1: NEVER TRY TO BUY AN AMBULANCE FROM A GYPSY

Whilst brain-storming (ten pints drunk and sick down Darren’s truck) in The Cock Inn in Halstead we came to the consensus that we would buy a transit van and convert it to our needs.

Again we all thoroughly searched eBay in the hope of finding something suitable. Darren found a transit van in Portsmouth for £500, BARGAIN.

This part isn’t as interesting as the previous part. We went to Portsmouth, bought the transit and brought it back to Halstead. Job Done.

We would not contain our excitement and started work on it immediately (see video).